MISSION POSSIBLE

Lecture Hall: run across a whole row of arm rests

Replace those "proud parent of an honoroll student at blablah highschool" bumper stickers with "my child gets C's but im still proud of him/her"

Honk at people and wave at them

Go to an art gallery and stare at a light switch for 10 minutes.

Happy Post-its on window wipers, etc.

Go to a techno club and pretend like you’re the best dancer there.

Go to a park and pretend like you are being chased by the joggers there.

Go to a park, find people walking, and pretend like they’re members of the CIA who are trying to track you down.

Try to fly at a mall.

Ask a person waiting at a stop how they’re doing and really want to know.

Pick flowers, write a note that says: “Your getaway car is in the front…see you there”, and deliver it to a children’s hospital or nursing home to the first room number you think of.

Go to a bookstore and try to look for a book that doesn’t exist, only convince the associate that it really does exist and make them go bananas.

Signed,
Chris Rullan
Monica Lobo